Both Sides of the Fence
A Tosa resident since 1991, Christine walks the dog, cooks but avoids housework, writes and reads, and enjoys the company of friends and strangers. Her job takes her around the state, learning about people's health. A Quaker (no, they don't wear blue hats or sell oatmeal or motor oil), she has been known to stand on both sides of the political and philosophic fence at the same time, which is very uncomfortable when you think about it. She writes about pretty much whatever stops in to visit her busy mind at the moment. One reader described her as "incredibly opinionated but not judgmental." That sounds like a good thing to strive for!
Truck, the movie
It would make a great movie.
The newer kid on the block, Oshkosh Corp. (henceforward known as “Truck”) wins a dream contract, some $3.2 billion over 5 years to build the Family of Medium Tactical Vehicles (FMTVs) armored trucks for the front lines in Afghanistan.
(Pan in on huge tanky vehicles roaring through sand and water.)
It wins the contract fair and square by underbidding the 17-year exisiting contract holder, BAE Systems, and another favored defense contractor, Navistar.
The older, more comfortable, connected-to-the-establishment BAE pretends to be a lil’ ol’ good ol’ boy from Sealy, Texas, but really is a hoity-toity posh Britisher. And it does not like this one little bit.
Never mind that the Oshkosh bid was 30% lower. Or that everyone knows the good folks in Wisconsin work hard, and often for peanuts, and have a long tradition of producing quality products.
Never mind that BAE has its own long history of delivery and operating "issues" with the heavy FMTV trucks, and that BMO Capital Markets says “The idea that there's a risk in Oshkosh's ability to produce this truck for the Army is almost laughable. . .Given BAE's past record, you could almost argue that they may pose a greater risk than giving the contract to a new supplier."
No. BAE is a Texas defense contractor, and it is used to being entitled. Lots of Texas defense contractors are used to getting ginormous contracts without bothering to go through any competitive bidding process, but I digress.
So it decides to sue the Pentagon to get its contract back, arguing that Oshkosh (and what the heck kind of a name is that?!) does not have the capacity to meet its production deadlines.
Never mind that Truck is 5 months ahead of production schedule. Never mind that it has all kinds of excess capacity from a poorly timed company buying frenzy just before the economy tanked. Never mind that the city of Oshkosh is tossing $5 million, the state of Wisconsin $35 million, and Truck $11.5 million into buildings, equipment, and tooling as we speak.
Upping the ante, BAE recruits 25 pistol totin’ (metaphorically speaking, I hope) conservative Texas legislators, headed by the scary senators Kay Bailey Hutchison and John Cornyn, to play hardball.
(That's another mixed metaphor, but this is a Coen Brothers movie. Let’s play loosely with the casting, too. The icy Faye Dunaway for Hutchinson, the loopy and menacing Alec Baldwin for Cornyn.)
Not satisfied with overt legal actions, the posse also threatens to hold up President Obama’s nomination of Malcolm Ross O’Neill as a new secretary for acquisition, logistics, and technology unless the Army give the contract back to BAE.
Now, just for the record, O’Neill is no clueless Chicago intellectual professor type. He’s a former Lockheed Martin executive and present director of the Pentagon’s ballistic missile defense organization. So aside from the teensy little problem with his being cozied up on the Wall Street side, you can’t really say he’s not qualified.
“We hope to be able to support this nomination when it comes to the Senate for confirmation,” the two wrote Army Secretary John McHugh. “As you may know, we are extremely disappointed with your department’s recent Family of Medium Tactical Vehicles contract award and the misguided decision to abandon its longtime provider of FMTVs.” (The menacing quality is between the lines, and in some over the top dramatic musical theme.)
I leave it to you to imagine the rest of the screenplay—the part where the less impressive Wisconsin Democrat Senator Steve Kagen marshals his troops, Truck CEO Robert Bohn and an army of beefy welders (my nephew, who works there, among them) stand tall, the Government Accountability Office (GAO) backs down, and the U.S. Army finds Truck to be more than capable.
Of course, that’s only half the story. I’ll tell another side later. But for now, congratulations, Truck.


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Monster trucks don't kill people...
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I see now that you did mention that BAE was British, did not see that previously. Point to you, however the rest still stands.
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This is the first time that I have seen someone call a truck a "weapon of mass destruction".
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Rugby, point well taken. I did deliberately cast this in a (falsely) good guys - bad guys frame because I was setting the first part as the movie. Guess I'd better get hopping on the second part!
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First, I was quite clear about BAE being a global company. And second, I ended with the tantalizing "but that's only half of the story." Perhaps you should invest in better reading glasses.
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Excellently told, Christine, although I did bristle at the villians (aka state legislators) being cast that way simply because they were conservatives. I think that with so much at stake for their state, any legislator worth his or her salt would fight, and perhaps try to blackmail, to keep the contract. I say, "Yea, for Truck!"
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Hey Tine,
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I have also enjoyed the Oshkosh/BAE storyline, but I'm not sure how exciting a movie it would be. All those scenes of folks at the GAO staring at excel spreadsheets might get a bit boring. ;)
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Back to topjmark - Feb 15, 2010 12:37 PM - Report Abuse
TosaTownie - Feb 15, 2010 10:31 AM - Report Abuse
These are no mere trucks, google them and see what nefarious things they do!
oldtimer - Feb 15, 2010 10:23 AM - Report Abuse
Tine - Feb 15, 2010 10:15 AM - Report Abuse
Tine - Feb 15, 2010 9:55 AM - Report Abuse
rugbymom - Feb 15, 2010 9:53 AM - Report Abuse
TosaTownie - Feb 15, 2010 9:46 AM - Report Abuse
What would a blog be without me correcting you? BAE is not a Texas defense firm.It's a global company based out of the UK, and it happens to have a plant in Texas which employs many Texans.
BAE is publically traded just as Oskosh is, so the ultimate losers are the Texan employees(many of them the people you defend, working class types) and the shareholders of BAE, which again are just normal hard working folks who invest diligently in their 401ks.
The irony and hypocrisy of your schandenfraude is quite delicious Tine. Here we have an aged ex hippy peace nik born again Quaker relishing in the win of a local evil defense corporation winning a contract to build more weapons of mass destruction.....I am shocked that a wilted flower child like yourself would want either company to make these evil machines of death.
beckkl - Feb 13, 2010 2:26 PM - Report Abuse
Eat it Texas!